I have never written a poem for pleasure before, but I really felt a need to.

FOR EVER

What stops a poem for stretching on for ever

Is the writer's ability to use fewer words and be clever

Day 30

The final day of my 30 day blogging challenge, and a good time to recap on what has happened during those 30 days I think:

Number of people adding me as a friend – 1
Number of people removing me from their friends list – 2!
Number of ‘crimes’ still regularly being committed – All of them
Number of propositions for cyber sex I have received – 0
Number of items censored – 3
Number of repetitions - 0
Number of orgasms I had over the 30 days – 1 more than Mrs ALM had in September
Number of abusive comments on my profile/pics – 1
Number of nice comments on profile/pics – 17
Number of days I thought I’d pack it in and fail – 30
Number of days I’m glad I carried on – 29
Number of people I know I got through to and changed their behavior – 0
Number of different countries I resided in – 4
Number of people correctly guessing who I am – 1
Number of hours of my life I’ll never get back spent writing the blogs - 12
Number of cigarettes smoked while writing the 30 blogs – 46
Number of pairs of underwear ruined – 1
Number of objects surgically removed from my ass – 1
Number of repetitions - 1


I hope I have entertained as many people as I have pissed off, and hope I have helped a few people to realize they really shouldn’t take the shit in here too seriously.

Life is what you choose to make it, I chose to make mine into a soiled pair of pants, I hope you all achieve similar success in yours!!

If anyone has any other challenges for me, please let me know, and I’ll be happy to ignore them!

Thank you for staying with me for the 30 days

x
 

Day 29

Some people, when they have uploaded a  set of pictures would post a link to them, like this:

http://www.yuvutu.com/modules.php?name=YuGallery&action=view&set_id=15551
http://www.yuvutu.com/modules.php?name=YuGallery&action=view&set_id=15608
http://www.yuvutu.com/modules.php?name=YuGallery&action=view&set_id=15610

I, of course, will not stoop as low as to be a self publicist because I REALLY don't take my pictures that seriously, unlike others that claim they don't, yet clearly do.

Since posting these pictures I have received an unbeleivable amount of completely obscene PMs in my inbox. All kinds of requests that disturbed my mind.  The 2 requested sets I did upload were mild compared to some of the filth people expected me to do!  GuitarGirl and Exwife - you should be ashamed as to how depraved your minds are! - Kyxtian - your requests have been passed to the authorities both in the US and here on the Faroe Islands!

I do my best to meet people's demands, and on many levels, had fun doing so with my camera.  But whenever anyone, I guess, uploads photos, there will be always some that push requests and expectations too far, that think that because you have shared yourself publicly, you become their personal property to pose and make demands of as they see fit - and that pisses me off!

Day 28

Is it just me, or does it piss anyone else off too when they take their time to write a blog and all the comments that follow are about an earlier comment left! The point of the original blog is lost as the comments become more interesting than the original post itself! Now with many blogs I read, I’m actually a bit surprised that this doesn’t happen more often, but I always kinda hoped it would never happen on mine!

Have I moaned and thought about things so much that I have actually become all that I hate? Those of you who look at my soon to be uploaded pics I took while appearing drunk on cam in the chat room while using a different ID to see if any one was bitching behind my back may think so!

I'll be spamming the link A LOT, and will probably even write a blog specifically about them! The pics will of course be deleted and reposted after 6 months rather than taking the time and effort to take some new ones, but I will pretend the re-post was by popular request! They will also appear with a completely misleading title to encourage more views

And, just to point out, I still have not got one cyber fuck as a result of this blog challenge!

Thank God there are only 2 days left, because as you can see, I really am running out of ideas!!!

I'd love to stay and have a proper moan, but I'm kinda hooked on the game of Cluedo being rolled out on Day 27's comments!

Day 27

When I'm drunk, or smoked too many drugs that I shoundn't have, I don't look good. I act like a bit of an ass. No. I act like a LOT of an ass. I’m loud. I bore. I offend. I insult. Generally I piss people off, including the neighbors as I play my crap music too loud.

When I'm in that state, I can’t focus, I slur my words, and I fall over. A lot. I can't keep track of a conversation I'm having and will usually go off in a different direction, annoying those I'm talking to and making them wish I wasn't there.

When I'm in that state, I find it works best if I just go off to a darkened room and be on my own. We have all been in this state, and in this position, and I do believe the darkened room is the best option.

So why do some people when they reach that point think the best plan is to turn up their music loud, go into chat and turn on their mic and cam? Now that does piss me off!