I open my eyes and everything is a blur, who is this lady in front of me? What is she waving in front of my face? Why am I on the floor in this bedroom? "Who are you?" I ask the lady, she says " I am the maid and I'm looking after you, you bang your head and fall I wake you up". She helps me to my bed and says she will fetch me a drink and sandwich to my room.

I find my phone on the bedside cabinet and it's flashing, I must have a message. I put my unlock code into my phone and see the message 'You have Mail' I open the message and it's a picture of me with a lady. I'm in my navy blue shorts and she is putting batteries in her rampant rabbit. I don't remember this lady, who is she? Did we have sex together? Where is she now? 

I try to remember.....................