My husband took our two ***** to the local netball courts to ride their new scooters. I decided to stay home, enjoy some “me time,” and listen to my latest spicy audiobook. I became consumed by a detailed lesbian scene and decided to run to the bedroom, grab my dildo, and pleasure myself while immersing myself in the story.

I laid back on the recliner, slid my knickers down, placed a rug over me, closed my eyes, and enjoyed the moment. As I neared climax, I briefly opened my eyes and saw the reflection of my brother-in-law walking up the hallway in the television screen.

I don’t think he saw or heard anything, but it was incredibly awkward having a conversation with your brother-in-law while a dildo is still inside you and your body is throbbing with arousal.