Day 11, and we are onto a big ‘piss off’ for me with this one – the yuvu narcissus (male version – my gripe about the female equivalent will no doubt be aired before the month is out)

This refers to the men who cruise around the chat, and are a far more punchable type than the troll, who, by and large, know they are just pervs who have no idea where there next real fuck is coming from.  The Narcissus is a troll with arrogance, a loud mouth know it all with an ego even bigger than he thinks his own cock is.

They breeze into a room, announcing their presence like everyone should give a fuck.  They will leap on any girl on cam or audio within seconds without even having the good manners or patience to see if they are already involved in a conversation.  They do this because they are big headed enough and overbearing enough to actually believe that ALL women in chat will want to play with them.  They firmly believe in their conceited world, that they are the best man there!

They claim that their cock is the biggest in yuvu, and they may have photoshoped pic to ‘prove’ that.  If they do turn their cam on in the room, it will be to perform some pre rehearsed peacock strut, probably wearing a tight pair of boxers. 

Usually though, invitations to private cam to cam sessions will be the order of the day, as they really do have the false self belief to assume any girl will drop what, or who they are doing in chat to run off to a private play session with them.

They will never contribute anything of any note to the chat room, as they are too busy whispering all the crap in the world to 4 or 5 different women.  And if a woman does play with them, they will cum and run with the belief that the girl has enjoyed the best time of her life. 

Well Mr Narcissus, let me just let you know that, no, she didn’t, she just had a wank, and she probably thinks you’re as  big a tosser as I do!

So please, learn some manners, leave your ego at the door, oh, and take the fucking socks out of your boxers!!