Day 2 of my blogging Marathon and Im still going strong - While out on my 36 mile cycle ride today, and afterwards while relaxing in my pliate's class - I spent some time thinking about what I would make sarcastic comments about, or who i would target for my remarks. I decided, after spending a while in chat, that i would have a go at anyone in the chat room who says one thing, but means another and also explain what some of the terminology used in there means. All of these, all have been said in there - and the offenders - you know who you are!
“Baby/babes/babe” - The name given to a woman by a man that he has seen on cam once before and therefore feels he has earned the right to use such a term of affection
"This is just for You" - A term whispered by a man on cam to every woman in the room to let them know individually how special they all are as he wanks on cam - Can be used in conjunction with baby/babes/babe
“I'd describe myself as atheletic” = I have really really small tits
“Im 30 something” Im 41, well, I was 6 years ago
“I’d say I’m curvy” = Everyone calls me fat
“I’d say I’m cuddly” = Everyone calls me really fat
“Oh, I love eating out” = I’m a lazy fat cowt and just can’t even be bothered to put in the microwave family meal for myself tonight, So I’m gonna go get me Pizza
“I have an 11” cock" = I don’t have a cam
"Hey, I've missed you baby" = I really need a wank
"Hey, where have you been?" = Its only now that you’re here that i realise you havent been on for a while
“You have the best lips/tits/body/pussy on yuvu” = You're the only woman with a cam on and I want to wank to you ...
"K, I gotta go" = I have just cum on cam and now feel a little self conscious so I’m gonna cum and run
"Can i add you as a friend" = Can i fuck you.
"Hi" = Can i fuck you,
"Do you have msn" = can i watch you while i fuck you
“I love you” - can I fuck you
“I just love your voice/eyes/laugh/legs/tits/hair = can i fuck you
"Does your husband know you chat on here" = Can I fuck you - the deception turns me on
"Can I fuck you" = Id really like to develop a deep and meaningful relationship, but I've never spoken to a real girl before and am unsure how to go about it
"Im new here" = I have been using a different username for a year, but am keen to see if i can catch anyone out talking about me behind my back"
"open tits" = I haven’t yet learnt the English for I love your eyes
"Turn your cam on, your smile always makes me happy" = Your tits give me a hard on and I’m horny right now
"I die for you this day" = I’m a fucking weirdo!
"Guys, please don’t watch my cam" = I’m homophobic yet extremely unsure about my sexuality, and that confuses me
“Dont go ! you got me all horny baby” = Don’t you know it's your responsibility to make sure that every guy who comes in chat cums while watching you play
"Are you not going on cam/mic today" = I just wanna know if its worth my while pretending I like you and being nice to you
“Oh yeah, I got you docked” when said by a woman = Your docked, but on a browser that’s minimised. When said by a man = “I’m about to cum and run”
"Is my cam working?" = will someone, anyone please watch me cum
"Did you like that baby" = I need to know I wasn’t docked on a browser that’s minimised
“you’re funny” = I don’t really fancy you and I don’t want to fuck you
“Have you got any vids” = I really want a wank, but cant actually be bothered to talk to you right now
"I love it when you tease" - stop being a fucking prick tease, you bitch and open tits!
“You make me so horny” = I was horny and hard as granite when I got here, but hey if it gets you to watch me cum and run I'll try anything
“What kind of man turns you on” = I have no cam, I WILL fit the bill
“You’ve always been my favorite” = None of the girls I usually creep round are in chat at the moment
“My Cam is broken” I lied about my description – A lot