Im returning to the chat room again for Day 4's grumpy moment.  This time I want to complain about some things that people do on cam.  I don't think I'm on my own when I think that a cam is for faces and rude bits and SOME rude things.  The following are examples of things people have done (not one is made up, well, ok, one is, but I'm allowed a fantasy!) and that they continue to do while on cam.  My request is simple - Please DO NOT.....

Do your hair, nails or make up - It is not a fun spectator sport.  i don't like watching my own wife do it, I certainly don't want to watch anyone elses do it, especially when it lasts for hour after fucking hour!

Obscure a cum shot with a white tissue - Lady friends tell me it ruins the moment - Sometimes its best to actually wait until afterwards before you start cleaning up.  Although it is worth pointing out that post ejaculation is the only time in a man's life he is ever compelled to feel like cleaning up a mess he has made.

Knit - If I wanted to watch women knit, i would pop down the day care centre and do something worthwhile in the community

Turn your cam off the milli second after you have cum - Rude, rude, rude!

Dress up in a pvc costume that would only look good on someone half your size and age - And if you do insist on doing it, buy one that fits.  And also, don't add insult to injury by taking stills of it and posting them as photos

Put a coke can next to your cock to show how similar in size and shape they are - Highlighting abnormaility of a cock is not sexy.  Also, have you thought about why not many women, well, none that I know of, actually masturbate with a Coke Can?

Put an apple up your ass in the name of eroticism – It might be big, but it’s not clever, and its a waste of a perfectly good apple

Fuck MY girfriend on cam 5 minutes after she has phoned me to let me know she will be late home because she is stuck in a meeting at work - You've got your own partner for that kind of on cam activity!

Eat a meal – Have you any idea how fucking annoying it is watching that shit?  And if your audio is on as well, I swear, I will find you, and I will harm you!  Try watching someone put an apple in his ass prior to mealitime to help you resist the temptation of doing this.

Getting your Jap’s Eye very close to the camera and squeezing it open so viewers can practically see your bladder - We are in the room to chat and perv, not carry out medical examinations.

Show nothing except a buttoned blouse for hours on end. - Even if you happen to be wearing it at the time, its still not good viewing material

Push a screwdriver down your cock - That is just fucking horrible!

Drive a car - Unless there is only you on the road and a brick wall incredibly close to the car's hood, or bonnet as I beleive the English like to call it - aren't they quant!

Man handle your breasts like they are an executive squeezy stress relief ball - It looks like it hurts and isnt erotic.  Would you like it if we actually grabbed them and threw them around like that in the midst of sexual activity?  No, I thought not.

Wank by just undoing your zip and pulling your pathetic cock out the way you do on the train on the way home from work - Mainly because it makes you look like you're a flasher on a train, plus the zip can cause a nasty graze or chaffe, apparently.

Read a book ignoring the chat room completely - If you're gonna do that, you might as well fuck off.

Carry out any domestic chore or DIY activity - Unless of course you're naked, or the DIY activity is having a wank.

Ignore the room while you have a conversation in MSN/Yahoo - Again, If you're gonna do that, you might as well fuck off.  My only hope when people do that is that the person on the other end of the conversation is reading a book and ignoring them.

Read endlessly, page after mind numbing page, from a book out loud to anyone that has you docked. - Even if it is an erotic story, we are not in chat for Jackanory or Read With Mother!

and finally...

Fuck a blow up doll – That activity really should be reserved for the privacy of  a darkened room so you don't even catch sight of yourself in a mirror doing it.  And definately don’t hump a doll when you have to stop 3 times to blow the fucking thing back up!