Day 10 – For my things that annoy me today, I want to focus on things in the chat room that will get me screaming ‘Fuck Off!’ at my screen...

Don’t start a conversation about your technical problems when everyone is playing and having fun – It isn’t gonna go down well, and I’ve never seen anyone put a vibe down to start giving advice about what Flash Player is the best one to have installed. Choose your moment carefully to aire your software dilemmas.

Don’t keep saying hello over and over again to someone, making their name longer and longer each time by repeating the last letter – Being an ass isn’t going to get them to stop a conversation and start talking to you. Just because they said ‘Mmmm’ to you three weeks ago when you went on cam is not a reason why you will be forever engraved on their mind or the root of every fantasy they have.

Competition makers – Don’t – This isn’t some Italian game show. For example, trying to engineer a competition between girls to see who has the best tits, who has the cutest smile, the dirtiest laugh etc. Getting girls to act like performing seals won’t win friends and influence people

Saying BRB is sufficient – we don’t need to know which bodily fluid or solid you plan to pass

Don’t say how crap the chat room is, and how boring it is – you will just get 38 people telling you to fuck off! Which in itself becomes annoying

Don’t steer conversations towards how bad your period pains are – We don’t care, but thanks for letting us know that a play with you this week is out of the question.

It never needs 30 people to tell a troll to stop pestering a woman on cam. I think you’ll find the woman in question is more than capable of doing it herself. If she cares, she will deal with it or block them.

Don’t go in chat with the sole intention of finding a girl to go private with and after 10 minutes of whispering "just for you baby" has failed start spamming your msn addy in every room you can find. Ever wondered why the girls are in the room and not in private already – You can guarantee its not just cos they were waiting for your cock to appear in their IM window!

Don’t dare women to show their tits or pussy – They are on cam in a sex chat room – its clear they dare, and by asking, it makes it pretty obvious you are 14 years old taking a sicky from sc.h ool and missing the behind the bike shed chat with the sc. h ool  slut

Don’t flit your attention ad hoc between girls, trying to tell three of them at once, yet individually, what you would do to each if you were with them now. It’s not going to make them feel special, but it will highlight your desperation and ensure you spend the evening wanking alone!

Don’t ask each girl in the room in turn if they have you docked. If they don’t have the blue V by their name, you know very fucking well they aren’t watching, and it’s probably because you’re a sleazy pestering shite!

Don’t assume we all share your musical taste and inflict on us some crap on your audio while you’re also trying to talk – That is just fucking annoying.

Don’t beg girls to dock you claiming you’re wanking just for them – No you’re not – you’re wanking cos you’re horny as fuck and want to cum – that’s the only reason!

Don’t spam your msn or yahoo addy in the chat room. It reeks of arrogance, laziness and desparation. Besides you have already posted it on every girls profile on the site, and we really have run out of gay video sites, dodgy insurance companies, vi.a -gra retailers, transvestite clothes retailers etc to add you to the mailing lists of.